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I want to stab out the eyes of everyone who puts up a Christmas tree before Thanksgiving.

*Was that over the line?**
**Nah.

I forgot to take my online geology quiz again. They always have a Saturday-at-midnight deadline. Guess when I remembered it?

You guessed it.

Shortly after midnight.

I did something a few days ago that I have not done in forever. It’s something that I think I’m not proud of. I’m not quite sure what to think. I guess I’ll just let you, my dear reader, be the…

…because I know how to pronounce the last name Goralczyk.

Suck on that.

I’m the most popular person among the fifth graders now, just because I can do this:


These kids are easily impressed.

*Just kidding.

For anyone following my most recent rant re: religion:

Today, in the 5th grade class that I’m observing for practicum, some Gideons came in to distribute Bibles to the students.

A.) Some dude…

This could almost be one of mine about last night. Almost. If there was one that said “I made my boyfriend’s best friend grab my boobs right in front of him,” it could definitely be mine.

…

rof.com

Capt. Awesome and I spent an afternoon feeding ping pong balls to an overwhelmed storm drain. I hope I never grow up.

Had an enlightening (ha ha) conversation with a girl from school this morning… Let’s call her “Cat Lady.”

Cat Lady: “I forgot to turn off my alarm so I got up at 6AM on my day off. I’m gonna work…

We get really hungry on Thursdays since we have class from 8 AM until after 2 PM with no break. So a couple of us started having classroom picnics, complete with a cooler full of various meats and…

I’ve temporarily traded Steve for a Chevy Cavalier (2005 model, if I’m not mistaken) while he gets his tailgate fixed (I figured it’s best to take care of this while I’m still on my stepdad’s…

I am currently driving behind behind a trailer that is transporting a camel. Yes, a camel. What an awesome way to start the day!

Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.

People with ‘no religion’ gain on major denomination. (USA Today)

*dance dance shake shake flaunt* (Although I don’t really believe this is accurate—not down here in Ye Olde Bible Belt…