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I'm Kristen. I'm an obsessive multi-tasker and simultaneous procrastinator. I compulsively collect things, including web gems. Hence... This. Eventually, I will reach the brink of insanity. Until then, enjoy!
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My fifth grade wards were instructed to write a three-point expository paragraph on their favorite foods; I patrolled the rows to make sure everyone was on task. I stopped by one rather rotund girl’s…
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