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Capt. Awesome and I spent an afternoon feeding ping pong balls to an overwhelmed...</description><link>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/197338669</link><guid>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/197338669</guid><pubDate>Sat, 26 Sep 2009 04:45:59 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Savvy Cavy</title><description>Savvy Cavy: I’ve temporarily traded Steve for a Chevy Cavalier (2005 model, if I’m not...</description><link>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/196332394</link><guid>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/196332394</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:54:41 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>But where the hell is my camera?!</title><description>But where the hell is my camera?!: I am currently driving behind behind a trailer that is...</description><link>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/196332242</link><guid>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/196332242</guid><pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 22:54:26 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Dumbest things ever:</title><description>Dumbest things ever:: Glow-in-the-dark sunglasses.
</description><link>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/195358365</link><guid>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/195358365</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 19:00:05 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Victory!</title><description>Victory!: People with ‘no religion’ gain on major denomination. (USA Today)*dance dance...</description><link>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/195358114</link><guid>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/195358114</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:59:36 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>*We're not talking about Mick, hon</title><description>*We're not talking about Mick, hon: Today, my science education teacher spent the first few minutes...</description><link>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/195357912</link><guid>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/195357912</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Sep 2009 18:59:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bleh</title><description>Bleh: I skipped my practicum (same thing as an internship, I suppose) today due to sickness, but the...</description><link>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/194284322</link><guid>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/194284322</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:27:24 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>3 things I've learned in the past week:</title><description>3 things I've learned in the past week:: Phenergan also works on allergies (I didn’t realize...</description><link>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/194284316</link><guid>http://theclumsyninja.tumblr.com/post/194284316</guid><pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 12:27:23 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>Bull Moose</title><description>Bull Moose: Just find a man with a soft voice and a “big stick.”
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